I took an alternate route to work this morning, and therefore ended up at Tim Hortons on my way. This isn't me bashing Tim Horton's service this time, but it seems like whenever you go to a coffee shop there is always a congregation of assholes.
Of course, asshole is in the eye of the beholder, and I think that's what is funny about it. Everyone in a coffee shop, especiallly early in the morning, thinks everyone else there is a total asshole. Its a rushed place, people are cranky in the morning, so every little thing tends to piss people off and I assume everyone hates each other in these scenarios. Here's a few examples:
-Guy in drive thru ordering food and not just a beverage - asshole
-Guy who can't get his Tim's Card or Debit Card to work - asshole
-Woman who is a regular and slows down the line by chatting with the employees - asshole
-Chick who keeps looking back in line like she's afraid someone is gonna shank her form behind - asshole
-Staff who are incompetent or just standing around doing nothing - assholes
-Overly chipper guy who is super happy about the morning - asshole
-Dude who keeps sighing in line because its taking a while even though sighing won't help - asshole
Basically the point is, in this type of environment, every little thing a person does seems bigger than it actually is and its seems like a coffee shop is just a congretation of assholes.
Agree? Disagree?
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