Thursday, October 28, 2010

I'm not the expert on relationships, nor am I an expert on break ups, but one thing you can be assured of is that when a girl breaks up with a guy, the guy is hurt way worse than the girl would be if the guy broke up with her.

Crazy? Maybe. I mean girls are known to be more emotional and sensitive and all of that stuff, but when you think about the reasons that guys or girls break up with each other it sheds new light onto it.

There could be SEVERAL reasons why a guy would break up with a girl:

1. She's gotten ugly/fat.
2. They fight a lot.
3. She doesn't get along with his friends.
4. There is too much distance between them.
5. He has found someone else.
6. They don't have sex enough.
7. He is bored.
8. Her friends are bitches.

It could be any of these reasons or more, and yes some of them would certainly hurt to hear if you were a girl getting dumped because of it. However, the ONLY way a girl will dump a guy is if she has another guy waiting for her! (Note: This does not include the douchebags who get dumped because they beat women). If your girlfriend breaks up with you, you can rest assured that she has a safety net behind her. It doesn't mean she has cheated on you, but within a few days she is gonna be out with another guy, or else she wouldn't have broken up with you. Chicks hate being single. So yeah, when you're a guy and you just got dumped, it's gonna hurt because you KNOW that your ex-girlfriend is now spending time with another dude and before long they're gonna be going out.

It's like Sean Ambrose said in Mission Impossible II:[Said in a rad Scottish accent] "Women, like monkeys they are. Won't let go of one branch until they know they've got a hold of the next".

I know this is an incredible sexist entry, but I'd like you to give me 5 examples that you know of where the girl dumped the guy and didn't have another one on her arm within a week!

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I Don't Care - Apocalyptica feat. Adam Gontier

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