The increase in violent crime in Newfoundland has been kind of alarming lately. I mean you have people getting shot over land disputes on the West Coast, women getting punched in the face by men, at least one armed robbery every night in St. John's, and most recently a shitload of stabbings.
Here's why I don't worry about the last one on the list. I'm not a skeet. All these stabbings are not random, not for the intent of robbing someone, but skeets resolving their skeety arguments in skeety ways. What happened to the days of a beer bottle in the side of the head when you couldn't pay your drug dealer, or the days of throwing down with just your fists when two skeets were arguing over which one was gonna get to have unprotected sex with the fat chick? Now all of a sudden these guys are carrying knives and they are deciding it's a good idea to stab each other. I don't want to see anyone die, but it looks like the skeet population is trying to take each other out. It's a skeet civil war if you will. So my advice, don't mess with the skeets cause they have knives. If you avoid them, you should be able to still go outside at night and steer clear of all these stabbings. But boy this province has certainly gone downhill in a lot of ways. The times I wish I were Clark Kent...
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